TEM500 Egg-and-Muffin 2-Slice Toaster and Egg Poacher

I almost bought a magical toaster. It cooks eggs (in a variety of styles), warms meat (bacon, sausage patties, hamburgers, etc.) and it even toasts bread. In the morning, a veggie sausage, egg, and muffin sandwich would be a breeze. The price is also down to around $30. Pretty amazing. How could anyone say no to such a testimony of science and human achievement?

Amazon gives it 4/5 stars with over 700 reviews, but the positive reviewers aren’t giving it time. Reviewers who have it for nearly a year or half a year complain. It’s not sturdy, a pain to clean, and cheap. damn. In my households we’ve had toasters longer than dogs.  Like commuter jet-pack, a toaster of this magnitude is the stuff of dreams.


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